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'Ullo 'Ullo - Dinner Theatre

'Ullo 'Ullo - dinner is served

Welcome to Café René! You are invited to take a seat and let us serve you with an evening of hilarious antics based on this popular show. Your ever-fretful host René is doing his best to hide his affair with his waitress, Yvette, whilst at the same time keeping one step ahead of the Germans and the Resistance but mainly his wife, Edith, who may burst into "song" at any moment so please have your cheese ready to stick in your ears!

How will they cope with the dreaded General Von Blumerz and the ever-watchful Herr Flick of the Gestapo constantly on the lookout for Resistance activity? Where are the airmen? Where is the painting of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies? What is the secret of Renés BOLS? And what is actually inside those over-sized knockwursts down his trousers?

Join René and the gang for an evening of entertainment in the Café. Nothing to do, just sit back, relax and watch the hilarious action taking place over dinner. But listen very carefully; we will play this only once!

Why not come dressed as your favourite character from the show?

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LAST FLIGHT OF THE AVIATOR

Chocks away! It looks as if famous aviator, Sir Sopwith Kammel is about to come down to earth with a bump. Is aeroplane designer, Armstrong Whitworth planning a crash landing? Could promising aviatrix, Fairey Fox be troubled with turbulence? Or is secretary, Dee Haviland concealing something suspicious in her fuselage? You'll need your feet firmly on the ground to follow D.I Archie Bauls to see if he can solve this aeronautical mystery.

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